It’s Tuesday, March 10, 2020 at 1800 PT, and the U.S. response to the Covid-19 outbreak has improved drastically. Unfortunately, there are still many people in denial. Still many people posting flu death numbers and comparing them to the currently minimal number of deaths from this coronavirus. This includes our president, who almost certainly doesn’t actually believe this, but is (rightfully) very concerned about his election chances if the economy crashes.
Unfortunately, too many people just don’t understand why a good number of reasonable people are so concerned. They say its news generated fear, Democratic driven panic designed to undermine Trump so they can win the election. They don’t believe in science and math and the idea that viruses are not all the same.
The problem is that people don’t quite understand that the numbers we’re seeing RIGHT NOW are not what is actually happening right now. We have a time machine here. When we see the infection and mortality numbers, we’re actually looking 7-14 days into the past. And, looking into the past and extrapolating forward with no concept of the power of exponential growth is just dangerous. People are starting to get it, but unfortunately, not enough people are understanding it quickly enough.
As I write this, the NCAA has just announced that there is no plan to change any aspect of March Madness, including the massive crowds expected at every venue. Trump literally announced less than an hour ago that he would be holding a Catholics for Trump rally in Milwaukee in 9 days with Catholics from around the country. (Spoiler alert and prediction number one…it won’t happen!) The denial is just scary.
So, in an attempt to put more of my reputation on the line, I have a few more predictions. These are in addition to the predictions I made in my last blog here: https://authorrickfuller.com/2020/03/08/donald-trump-doesnt-want-you-to-know-this-critical-information/
My new predictions:
- Airlines will stop selling middle seats in an attempt to get people to feel more comfortable flying.
- Fast food restaurants will start closing their dining areas and offering drive-through service only. The window servers will wear masks for appearance sake.
- Major sporting events that will postpone/cancel:
- The O’Reilly Auto Parts 500
- The Kentucky Derby
- The Masters
- The NFL draft will still happen on schedule but will be closed to the public.
- The NCAA will finally make the decision to play March Madness without spectators. People will be angry because they waited so long to make the call.
- States will commandeer stadiums and convention centers to start setting up temporary Covid-19 only hospitals.
- Congress will extend its Spring Break next week and will not return to session until at least the middle of April out of, “an abundance of caution.”
- Governors will release low-level offenders from prisons in order to limit the chances of a massive infection happening in the crowded quarters. This will happen after the first reports of an infected prisoner, probably next week.
- Trump will float the idea that the election might need to be postponed. He will face backlash from both sides. He will say that he was only joking.
- Bodies will begin to pile up as infected patients die and there’s nobody to transport them because of a lack of protective equipment and protocols. This will be a huge wakeup to everybody.
- State unemployment agencies will begin issuing benefits to those who are quarantined.
- Churches? No services for a while, folks. They will be broadcast on live streaming applications.
- There will be a community in America that has zero cases. It’s mathematically certain to happen, yet it will be big news and some talking head will decide a report needs to be done on why there are no cases in that one area. Locals in that community will come up with some crackpot concept like, “We have really good water here,” or, “Coal miners are tougher than your average folk.”
Now, a few things that will be implemented in Las Vegas, one of the areas that will be absolutely devastated by this outbreak. After all, Vegas is nothing but a mirage, providing nothing of value but entertainment and built on a lie that you might get lucky and rich. We rely on crowds and crowds are about to become as appealing as licking a cube of plutonium.
- Resort fees will be eliminated (temporarily of course)
- Blackjack tables will be limited to two players per table to maintain separation
- Dice will be changed and disinfected between shooters at every craps table
- Every other slot machine will be closed. Employees will be designated to clean machines after every gambler quits.
- Employees will be designated to stand at elevator banks and entrances with sanitizer in an effort to pretend they’re taking steps to control things.
- “This room has been thoroughly sanitized” signs will appear in all rooms.
- McCarren airport will reduce or eliminate landing fees (subsidized by the casinos) for all commercial flights.
- Massive hiring of doormen will occur. No casino door will need to be touched by a patron.
- Unfortunately, all Vegas shows that seat more than 100 will be canceled, and probably very soon. It’s possible that larger venues will try to sell every other seat or something along those lines, but they’ll quickly realize that doesn’t work.
- Casinos will understand that summers are hot in Vegas. They will begin a massive marketing scheme to encourage visitors to show up starting in July. They will write off quarter two and stocks will suffer temporarily. Casinos will turn up their A/C in an effort to make the place warmer and less conducive to viruses. The LVCVA will come up with some type of brilliant marketing tag similar to “What happens in Las Vegas, stays in Las Vegas” in order to bring people in.
The bad part of making predictions is that although in a vacuum it’s devastating if these things happen, I still feel validated when my prediction comes true, which means I end up secretly hoping for them to happen so I can get that validation. It’s not a good feeling, but luckily I’m fully stocked on alcohol so I can drown the confliction nightly.